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prfndmrcnry:

Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess, “Will you marry me?”
The princess said, “No,” and the princess lived happily ever after. And traveled around the world and met interesting people and learned new stuff and she hooked up with some cute guys and nobody thought she was a slut and always put herself first and went to rock concerts and no one ever told her, “Go make me a sandwich,” and kept her apartment and all of her shoes and never got cheated on, period, and all her family and friends thought she was fucking cool as hell and made tons of money, & the toilet seat was always down (like it’s suppose to). 
The End.

prfndmrcnry:

Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess, “Will you marry me?”

The princess said, “No,” and the princess lived happily ever after. And traveled around the world and met interesting people and learned new stuff and she hooked up with some cute guys and nobody thought she was a slut and always put herself first and went to rock concerts and no one ever told her, “Go make me a sandwich,” and kept her apartment and all of her shoes and never got cheated on, period, and all her family and friends thought she was fucking cool as hell and made tons of money, & the toilet seat was always down (like it’s suppose to). 

The End.